picture poses i dont get

ok...i must admit....i really do not get some poses people do in pictures a lot of the time....i was just looking at some pictures on facebook and these poses totally perplex me....here is a couple

- The bum out pose....wtf people we know u got a big ass....and somehow u still find it necessary to push ur boobs out, tuck ur tommy and push u buttocks in the opposite direction. I guess guys find this sexy but i find it trying too hard. Maybe it because i do not have a big ass and this pose has never worked for me....i don't know but really, gals is this necessary

- the pout.....yes the pout; I think i am guilty of doing this poses several times. Here is a picture of me doing the pout...lol....and this is a very recent picture.

i think the pout is supposed to be sexy but ?????  ( u be the judge sexy or not)

- the bathroom picture....lol...yes ladies we all do it. For some weired reason we love to take pictures in washrooms in restaurants and clubs. I think its because its the one place we can totally be vain in public without being seen by the opposite sex. I don't understand it but i remember the days when i and my friends loved to take bathroom pictures.....this is an old washroom picture of urs truly...looking back all i can say is wth ( wat where we thinking)

- the kk pose ( kim kard....) yes this pose has become very famous in nollywood.....and i think its the right way to pose ( if u ask E! news ) but i dont mind this pose, i just hate the generic-ness of this pose....like really really we have all become zombies that we all have to pose the same way.....hiss.....but kk is still hot though. So for those of u that model after her.....aint nothing wrong with that ( just dont pose like her)

can u spot the similarities ( hand on waist, one leg forward, push those boobs out gurl and yes dont forget the ass.....)

Here is my friend vee....she has truly mastered the art of the pout and the kk pose.....umm....but she looks good though ( all beef aside)

I will add more but these are all i can think of for now......