etiquette

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etiquette....
etiquette says a lady should never clean her plate
its says there is a way to smile....and never laugh out too loud
there  is a way to eat...with a fork and a knive and a knive on your right hand
and a way to lay out a table

etiquette demands
never eat while walking
take small bites only....never big enough to satisfy your thirst
a lady never takes off her shoe in public
even if your feet are about to give up on you


a lady should never speak whats on her mind
always leave them guessing what you thinking
etiquette demands....stand up tall...never slouch
cos a lady never slouches...never
and try to meet societal expectations even if they are as ridiculous
and impossible as kanye west trying to be humble


i say....to hell...with you etiquette
who creates the rule....who defines etiquette
who says what is right and wrong....
i say do what is right...be you...be comfortable...and satisfy your hunger


xoxo peeps