most annoying facebook personalities

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hello yall

so i have been on facebook a lot lately ( actually for a long time...think i am an addict) but i have noticed in my over 2500 browsing hours every year that there are some really annoying over the top personalities on facebook...was having this conversation with my friend vee today....thought i was the only one that felt like this, but apparently the feeling is mutual....so i thought i do a countdown of personalities i cannot stand on facebook...this is not in any particular order...but enjoy

1. The Over Sharer....yes u have them...people who probably have very little human contact facebook is the only way they can say what they feel..and what they are doing...and what they are eating...seriously...i do not give a shit that u just brushed your teeth and that you are about to comb your hair...and put some deodorant on....that is way too much details for me...i also do not care that u are a sex Goddess....and suffering from chronic sexual deprivation hence chronicly horny... totally none of my bizzie and i suspect the two hundred other friends you have probably think so...so stop...minimal info only...keep me guessing cos u way more fun and interesting like that

2. The second by second status updater....okay i may be guilty of belonging to the category....but people people people....take it easy na....i have a friend on facebook...i swear everytime i log in....it feels like my home page has been invaded by her....from pictures to videos to quotes to updates, all i see is this gal update....i dont even bother to read her updates anymore...and the updates are usually a paragraph long....chick where the hell do u get the time from.....facebook should seriously hire these people on...they keep the site going on...always keeping my home page fresh....these people tend not to be annoying...they just really bored....and jobless.....

3. the conspiracy theorist...so some of my friends have a conspiracy bout everything...from the tornadoes in japan to barack obama and the bithers to the royal family wedding....and the things they finds are just way out of this world...dont know if u guys have one of this on your facebook...but they can both be interesting ad annoying....gives me smth to think about sometimes...but sometimes...i just want to click on the delete button....and defriend them....and as my idol anderson cooper would say...they belong on the riduculist.....

4. the inspirational speaker/ facebooker....some people have decided that it is their sole purpose in life...maybe thier calling to be facebook inspirational updaters.....their status is always trying to inspire...some of you would say what is wrong with that...norrin...norrin at all....but when they also update their statuses every other minute...it begins to get a little old and monotonous and just plain old annoying...so as much as i love a litle idealistic kicker once in a while...too much of it is quite annoying

5. The oppressors....so i am not one to be intimidated or oppressed by social standing but heck some people need to just nip it.....i have a friend on facebook...actually a few who updated their status at the beginning of April about how they were going to be on every continent this summer......and considering that i am only going to be in da peg studying...i was quite jealous....now imagine having this every day or seeing that every day...it is just a reminder of how much your life sucks and is BORING.....no one needs a constant reminder of that everyday...so i am thinking of deleting these people....they are not so much annoying, they are just a reminder that you could be doing something much more fun....

6. The religious fanatics.....people people pls....stop all the lip and facebook service...we know u a christain....constant reminder not needed....if facebook is an evangelical tool for you... i get it....open a group and do it that way.....announcing it on ur status every 30 minutes is totally not needed...and my naija friends are so guilty of this....the funny thing is that the people that are actually devote christians or spiro as we will call it...not hypocrites do not need to broadcast it on facebook their actions lifestyles and the way they treat people does that already....so no playing church on facebook...pls.....

7. the i know it all.....this is the last category of people....the know it all....their status are always critizising other people...it is their main aim in life to prove that they know and are smarter that other people...and it is especially annoying when they really are empty vessels...as they say empty vessels make the loudest noise

so there it is....most annoying facebook personalities....i think i am somewhere in there...i am a Glee and jessie j fanatic....and that can also be annoying....so anyways  kissess me  honeys